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I'm a bad boy, and I've done the link up so late in the day. For that I'm truly sorry...We all know that this is a special Monkey Minute. It's all about the Monkey. Michelle's Little Monkey to be more specific. Her little one is fighting an ugly thing, and she needs everybody to offer up some prayer and good wishes. So don't dawdle around, if you have the inside track with the big guy upstairs. Do your part and let her know you are thinking of her little monkey...

Here are this weeks questions...

1 - How old do you act?
Welllllll...I act about 12 at home and about 70 at work..

2 - As far back as you can remember, what did you want to be when you grew up?
I wanted to be a teacher...Pffft....I didn't realize I would need to go to so much school to work in the school though.

3 - If you were to write a book based on your life, what would the title be?
The Comeback Kid!

4 - What's something that you do that's considered "childish" by most?
Childish and gross...My brother and I and my sister for that matter "blow" burps at each other...lol

5 - The last question isn't a question. Write a story of a time of when you or someone you know overcame great adversity.
I unfortunately have many of these..I'm gonna pick my mom's story though...My mom was ill for many years and they couldn't quite figure out what was wrong with her. She had terrible itching all the time, and couldn't wear any clothing but pure cotton. She was told to try not eating wheat, no salt, and every other possible thing that adds flavor to your food. Finally after about 3 years of doctor's visits and a number of possible solutions, she got a doctor who told her that she had Non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. By this time my mother was in the hospital with pneumonia. Her lungs were filling up with fluid and they had to drain them. She was scared that first time they drained them. She learned to dread that procedure the other three times they did it. She was finally healthy enough to leave the hospital, and after a short stint at home for complete recovery, she began her chemotherapy. For 1 year my mom went down to the outpatient center and received chemo three times a week then 4 times a week, then a week off and start again. She lost a good deal of her hair, and although she was scared out of her mind, she always managed to ask us how WE were doing. After a year of treatment it was decided that she was in remission. She has been going back regularly for check-ups since and to date she hasn't had a problem again. Her hair grew back and mom is healthy once again. I talk about hope a lot and this is one of the reasons for that. Mom is a firm believer that good things happen if you beleive they can. Hope starts there.

So to Michelle I say, Keep the faith and keep hoping. We are all praying for your little monkey. Good things are coming her way....Now drop by her site and give her some support...


And even though I'm so darned late getting this out...Go check out IAN and check out his answers he doesn't ever fail to deliver....

Alright so I'm laggin' on the blog thing today...Well sorta laggin' on the blog thing this past week...Work has been a bit overloaded, so I'm getting here when I can..I should be back under control in a week or so...

Enough of that...This is that world famous (sounds good) Monday Minute from Ian over at Daily Dose

1 - What drugs have you done in your life?
Ummmm...Are there character limits on this thing? I have done a little bit of just about everything. I never injected anything, but black beauties, cross tops, pot, crank, coke, dusters, and about a dozen others I didn't know the name of. I was very fortunate in that I stopped it all when I left high school. This was a strictly Teen Weekend thing. I know I was weird....

2 - A/S/L?

42/M/CA

3 - Do you pick your nose?
You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends, but you can't pick your friend's nose... Let's see....Male...um yeah that's the qualifier right there...

4 - What's your favorite childhood cartoon

I had two....Underdog and Bugs Bunny

5 - List the URL, of what you believe to be the best blog post you've ever done
This one about my Hero (who just happens to be my dad)


Well you know that you can grab Ian's answers here

So quit wasting your time here, and go check em out...I will have a nice little post tomorrow (well don't know about nice, and probably not that little either)...

Well I have to admit this one is a bit more "extreme" than the norm even for Ian.

That said...Here are the questions for the Monday Minute...I sure hope my kid doesn't read my blog... lol

You can find Ian's answers here.

At what age did you lose your virginity?
Well that depends on your definition of losing virginity. If you mean actual sex 18, if you mean well other things closely related to actual sex 13...

Any good sex tips or advice?
My advice for the guys....You are not a stud if you are done in 3 minutes and snoring in 4. There's somebody else in the dance...

Lights on or off when you have sex?
Lights??? Like I really think about the damn light at that time...


Have you ever been caught in the act of having sex?
Well actually, right after the act, but never during that I can recall.

Ever catch your parents (or kids) having sex?
Well sort of...(parents not kids). I'm considering some therapy or maybe a lot of Jack Daniels to work through that.

Well it's that time again...If you haven't been to Ian's Daily Dose then now is the time... I'll offer up my take on these oh so thought provoking questions....

What's wrong with fake breasts?
Well....I don't like em, but hey I wouldn't be the one that had em either...If my wife wanted them I would say okie dokie (or something similar)..The only thing "wrong" with them from my perspective is they feel well......fake...

List your latest run-in with the Carnival of Idiocy.
I could make a post of this..oh yeah I did...child support services in the state of California (KALEEFOHNEEA if you listen to the govenator). Morons!

Name one thing you'd like to tell your ten year ago self.
Quit that damn job...They are killing you and don't give a damn...There are better things out there GO FIND EM!

What's your favorite word that's not in the dictionary?
Butt Munch

Why do fools fall in love?
The only people calling them fools are the ones not in love ....

Go check out Ian and make sure you read his answers..(they are always friggin' great)...Also make sure you check him out the rest of the week..He is going to give us the inside scoop on him and the wife :)